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Joke of the Day
"I always wanted to be a barber But I just couldn't cut it."
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"What do you call a crush on a fat person? An inFATuation"
"Whenever I tinker with the idea of a having a relationship, I go spend a night with my married friends."
"Knock Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Mandela Effect."
"A grasshopper walks into a bar... and the bartender gets excited. The bartender says, ""Hey, we've got a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper replies, ""You've got a drink named Greg?"""
"What did the little black boy get for Christmas? My bike"
"A city boy was on his first camping trip. He was eating his lunch under a tree when an old-timer came along. 'It smells like rain' he said to the boy. The city boy replied 'They said it was lemonade.'"
"No, I don't need a Fitbit. I can count to 45 by myself."
"I really really hope parallel universe me is vomiting on my cat's carpet right now."
"Former presidential candidate Senator Sanders falls ill. What do you call him? A sick Bern."