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Joke of the Day

"How big is the US-Mexico border wall going to be? It's gonna be YUGE!!!"

"I approach the boring task of buying tampons with the same procrastination used when needing to fill the car up with petrol: ignore depleting supplies until well in the red."

"What Did The Pirate Say On His 80th Birthday? Ayyyye Matey!!!"

"I talked to San Andreas about the earthquake yesterday. He said it wasn't his fault."

"What's a baseball players favorite type cake? A bundt cake."

"""Do you want to hear a really good Batman impression?"" ""Go on then"" ""NOT THE KRYPTONITE!"" ""That's Superman"" ""Thanks, I've been practicing."""

"Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road? There are skidmarks before the dog."

"Hope Today I saw a Chinese baby and a Black baby wave at each other. It gives me hope for the future. Or at least another Rush Hour movie."

"What's the point of Jewish football? To get the quarter back."

"Great news for the Texas Rangers baseball players Now that Ron Washington is no longer the manager, they are putting coke back in the vending machines"