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Joke of the Day

"I have a fear of speedbumps But I'm slowly getting over it."

"Describe your latest laid with a movie title! ""The Lone Ranger"" ""Home Alone"" ""Bend It Like Beckham"" Now it's your turn!"

"62% of swimmers say they pee in the ocean....... now you know why SpongeBob is yellow."

"What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece? The Philosophers Stoned"

"Apparently sleeping your way to the top, doesn't mean dozing off in meetings or taking naps in the copier room."

"What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common? They both used to be on top gear."

"If anyone has a good fishing pun... Let minnow."

"What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly? Incorrectly."

"Hillary's mad at Satan Hillary: Satan! We had a deal! Where's the election victory that you promised me? Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had?"

"Did you hear about the porn star who wanted to do a scene with all five members of Aerosmith? It didn't quite work out. They could only get Foreigner"