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Joke of the Day

"Lunch. Meeting. Sure, let's ruin both at once."

"I know it's 3 meals a day,,,,,, But how many at night?"

"A man in tights was found near a rock. What happened? Superman committed suicide."

"The widow ask the doctor ""Why did my husband die?"" Doctor responds: ""Heavy drug use, ma'am"" Widow: ""But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!"" Doctor: ""I know, but I did"""

"What does Belathor call his balls? His treasures."

"Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face? Because I told him a good joke."

"The problem with feminists... The problem with feminists is that they don't stop talking and I just want to fuck them."

"What do you call an Irish guy who can't keep off the weight? McFatagain! I'm sorry."

"Once you stop doing functional programming... You never return"

"Yo mama so fat... ...every year she win the Mrs. Hungary Pageant without even entering."