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Joke of the Day

"Policeman: Didn't you hear me whistle at you? Woman Driver: Sure but I don't flirt when I drive."

"Weekends are like an ORGASM: It takes a lot to get there and when you finally do, it's over in no time!"

"I am being so rude. Apologies. Google, is there anything you want to ask me?"

"Listen up all you calendar owners Your days are numbered"

"Never ever marry a tennis player Love means nothing to them"

"I'm opening a pet grooming business. I'm calling it ""Bitch, I will cut you"""

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Dad."

"Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics? He was caught taking Polaroids."

"Why is Donald Trump like a Gibbering Mouther from DnD? Both are all mouth and no balls."

"2 guys walk into a bar. chef"