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Joke of the Day
"I can swallow a rope and poop out a lasso I shit you knot."
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"What do you call a gay Jew? A he-blew."
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"I like my racist jokes like I like black people! I don't like black people."
"I registered to a website for constipation sufferers. It won't let me logout."
"Prince's death may have been murder. In these types of cases it's usually the butler or maid. Did anybody dust for Prince?"
"Click bait I told you it was click bait"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Callum ! Callum who ? Callum all black !"