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Joke of the Day

"My friend showed up wearing a ""Narnia is real"" shirt which suits him cause they both aren't planning to come out of the closet anytime soon."

"Role playing didnt go so well last night. She was the hot sexy teacher and I the rebel student..so I ditched class. Cause schools for nerds."

"I like most ancient cities... But I Constantinople."

"Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court"

"Why did the console peasant cross the road? To render the other side."

"I bet the guy who named it The Big Bang was super horny that day."

"Russia's Three Steps to Homework Step 1. Putin it off Step 2. Stalin Step 3. Russian to finish"

"""Dad, is that a bear outside the tent?"" ""No."" ""OK."" ""Hold still."" ""What're you putting on me?"" ""Sunscreen."" ""It smells like ketchup."" ""Shhh"""

"Cross the Road Q: Why did the one-handed man cross the road? A: To get to the second hand shop."

"Are you into gardening stuff like sowing seeds? Well, I'll sew my dick to your forehead so you can seed-EEZ NUTS!"