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Joke of the Day

"My friend showed up wearing a ""Narnia is real"" shirt which suits him cause they both aren't planning to come out of the closet anytime soon."

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"Wait...the ""S"" in ASAP doesn't stand for ""Slowly?"" Shit. This has cost me 27, maybe 28 jobs."
"I think Oranges were named before Carrots ""What are these?"" ""They're orange....oranges"" ""What about these"" ""Shit....long pointys???"" Demitri Martin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYVrp_GsinE"
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A mega-sore-ass."
"[doctor hands wife urn] Ma'am, I'm afraid your husband didn't make it. ""Nooo!"" she cries. Oh, he's fine. But he didn't make this lovely urn."
"Two fish are in a tank One turns to the other and asks ""How do you drive this thing?"""
"""You're on your own, kid."" - A Republican village."
"Why do married women have sex with the lights out. They can't stand to see a man have a good time."
"Doctors have discovered a new strain of ebola in Israel They have appropriately named it Heebola."
"The Escaping Herd by Gay Topen"