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Joke of the Day

"How do you get in touch with the models in the pictures that come with the frame? I have an out of control, elaborate lie I need help with."

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"ZERSETZUNG funny because America is not east germany? not even mad. grateful for unexpected opportunity to defend constitution."
"Just changed my Facebook name to 'No one' So when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say 'No one likes this'"
"Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit? Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin."
"Next time someone asks me a question I'm going to pull a Google & tell them my response time: ""I'd like the salad. (2.5 seconds!)"""
"Two Germans are talking about 9/11.... One said : How much terroristen died zat dey? Twelve? The other replied : ""Nein, Eleven."""
"What is an inconvenient truth with music? Algorithm."
"How do you grow a cow? Plant its nuts."
"That outfit is very becoming on you Then again, if I was on you, I would be cumming, too."
"PROPOSAL: Rebrand shootings as ""late-term abortion."" Watch the GOP scramble to stop them."
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