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Joke of the Day

"how did the female half of the interracial couple open up the discussion about her swinging fantasy? Cracker wanna poly?"

"What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year the dog is still excited to see you."

"Why can't you fool an aborted baby? They weren't born yesterday."

"A photographer and a mechanic have a child After two long days of searching for the perfect name, they name him Cam."

"My boss told me to have a good day So i went home..."

"I know I should be searching for my missing friend, but there's a lot of food in his apartment that'll spoil if I don't eat it."

"It's not a matter of WHEN the world will end... ...it's WHICH Applebee's you find out at."

"Why is it so hard to give up fizzy drinks? That shits like liquid Coke!"

"When you're alone in your room, start doing karate so ghosts know what's up."

"My friend showed me her new vegan pants. I know vegans can be annoying and everything, but should we really be making pants out of them?"