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Joke of the Day

"A couple of obducents stood at the bar talking. -You Should have seen the other day. I had a beautiful lady come in and her clitoris was like a pickled cucumber. -Wow! So big? No, so salty!"

"A farmer is a man outstanding in his field."

"One thing is for sure about people who want to do Bono. They want to screw U2. I'll show myself out..."

"I don't understand why ... I don't understand why Mexicans are so upset that Trump is going to build a wall. They should just get over it."

"How do you call a beautiful feminist? An oxymoron"

"Remember when teachers asked to lie quietly with your head on your desk? My boss has yet to be impressed with this skill."

"Reddit is so dark right now..... That it went to night school and got counted absent."

"Why do many people call my penis the 'Big Mac'? Because it doesn't look as good or as big as it did in the adverts. :("

"How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? none, they blew it up already."

"There's an ISIS comedy night coming up... I would go but i'm fairly certain they're all going to bomb."