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Joke of the Day

"Remember when teachers asked to lie quietly with your head on your desk? My boss has yet to be impressed with this skill."

"Did anyone see the lunar eclipse tonight? It was right by 'your anus'."

"What does a tire made of potatoes have? An inner tuber."

"For Sale: 2kg of Mentha sachalinensis Mint."

"IRS Agent: What's all this? Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks . . ."

"I'm no scientist, but I'm sure that gravity is at it's strongest while laying in bed early in the mornings."

"Why do Mexicans make refried beans? Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time"

"You know someone is hard core When they have strong and well-defined abdominal muscles"

"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs."

"Whenever I play Hide'n'Seek, I always hide in the toilet It was a pretty crappy place to hide"