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Joke of the Day

"I don't understand why ... I don't understand why Mexicans are so upset that Trump is going to build a wall. They should just get over it."

"Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job? He tried fighting fire with fire."

"The way my neighbors are making their trick-or-treating kids skip my door you'd think I was handing out ecstasy pills like last year."

"My roommate dressed as a syringe for our Halloween house party. He's upstairs with the sexy girl wearing the Courtney Love costume. In the addict."

"I finally came out of the closet today... My mom then walks up to me, and says something to me. ""Holy fuck, How messy is your closet Joe? You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!"""

"What do you call the concentration camp prisoners who kept pestering the guards with questions? Askanazi Jews"

"What expression would be the worst if taken literally? Shit a brick."

"What did the square say to the blob? You're out of shape."

"Forget the wheel.... ...Jesus take my final!"

"I'm bummed out because i was just diagnosed with alzheimer's at least I don't have alzheimer's"