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Joke of the Day
"What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do? Mine is distract me from my own mortality"
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"What does a Super Saiyan always put on his sandwich? Ka-Mayomayo"
"90% of the economy is just women giving each other useless gifts."
"Any phrase can be banalized,by adding ""if you know what I mean"" at the end. EG: This morning my wife made me a ??tea,if you know what I mean"
"My dad died five years ago but I still see him everywhere I look. Makes me wish I hadn't dismembered him."
"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it's meant to be. So only become emotionally invested with boomerangs and dogs."
"""War Horse"" and ""The Help"" are the SAME movie! I watched them on my laptop and they BOTH have a 90 minute scene where I just check Facebook."
"funny joke I thought my son would be happy that I bought him a trampoline. But ohhhh noooo, all he wants to do is sit around and cry in his wheelchair."
"So, what if Mohammed does a self portrait?"
"Horse floats found to be incorrectly labeled in ferry disaster."