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Joke of the Day
"What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do? Mine is distract me from my own mortality"
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"Engineers How do you tell if an engineer is an extrovert? They look at *your* shoes while they talk to you."
"What do you call a christian crawdad? A Prayfish."
"Pick up artists and garbage men should switch names."
"What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo."
"This kitten is just what my house needed. Another female that doesn't listen to me."
"I AM A CAPITALIST YES I AM"
"What's orange and sounds like a Parrot? A Carrot"
"your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!!!"
"Sometimes I stop suddenly when I have sex with my girlfriend. She asks, ""Why did you stop?"" I reply, ""Oh, it's something I learned in porn. It's called buffering."""