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Joke of the Day
"What does a Super Saiyan always put on his sandwich? Ka-Mayomayo"
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"I want to write a book called ""Variably Orgasming Man"" So people ask me how's ""Variably Orgasming Man"" coming?"
"Every woman I've ever been with only saw me the way they wanted to see me... ...in their rearview mirror."
"Using the domino's pizza tracker app seems like a great way to carjack someone you know isn't going to put up that much of a fight"
"My girl friend wanted a nose job... So I tried. But her nostrils weren't big enough."
"A Jewish son asks his dad for five dollars... The dad replies, ""Four dollars?! What do you need three dollars for?!"""
"Did you hear the one about the statistician who drowned while wading across a river whose average depth was three feet?"
"My friend just joined ISIS I was always bothered by his Sunni disposition"
"Limerick There was this baker from South Carolina Who stuck an eggbeater in her vagina The cakes she would glaze In an orgasmic haze And her screams they would rattle the china"
"I may not be the best looking, wittiest, smartest or even the most successful person. I forget where I was going with this..."