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Joke of the Day

"What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease? Let's name our sandwich shop after it"

"Wished my wife a 'Happy Valentine's ay!' I'll give her the D later."

"Want to hear a joke about the Nazis? Not Reich now."

"Why is it so hard to get a mortgage in Columbia SC? All the homes there are underwater"

"How does a penguin make a decision? Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave."

"Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart? Because they don't get a**holes until they get married."

"When I was a kid my English teacher looked my way and said, ""name two pronouns."" I said, "" who, me?"""

"Introducing myself to new boyfriends parents: ""Hi, I usually don't make it this far."""

"What do you call a bunch of potheads working together? A joint effort!"

"I'm going to go to the gym and then to eat a Doritos Loco Taco, because I like to keep my body guessing whether or not I hate it."