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Joke of the Day
"I was craving a soda this morning in school, but I couldn't afford one.. I was soda pressed"
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"Wanna hear a joke? March 8."
"I just threw a snowball at a Smart car and its airbags deployed"
"I recently opened a suicide bomb store Business is booming"
"If only mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood."
"Nobody who does marijuana says they ""do marijuana."""
"Tried to borrow some bread from my Indian neighbour, but he said he had naan...."
"What's worse than finding a baby in a trashcan? Finding a baby in two trashcans."
"""Oh, THANK GOD. I'm still a dog"" What dogs probably think when they wake up from one of their little nightmares"
"If I could be any animal I'd pick a turtle, strictly for the chance, however slight, I could be turned into a ninja."