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Joke of the Day
"I was craving a soda this morning in school, but I couldn't afford one.. I was soda pressed"
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"I know many chemistry jokes... But im afraid they wont get a good reaction."
"Me: *cleans kitchen and does laundry Wife: looks like someone is getting lucky Me: 1 hour of uninterrupted Call of Duty? W: Yes Me: WOOHOO!"
"Hate flying? Try American Airlines. They do too."
"I am rubber, you are glue, that guy is ketchup, this is a terrible Halloween party."
"What time is it when you sit on a pin? Spring time."
"What's the only bank franchise that doesn't have ATMs? Sperm banks."
"Why did the german die from his injuries Because when his friend asked if there is a number to call incase of emergencies like this, he replied ""999""."
"out of all the lies ive told just kidding is my favorite. I don't get it?"
"My favorite Skrillex song is the one where he drops a spoon into the garbage disposal and steps on a cat's tail."