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Joke of the Day
"I don't like drug tests... They're not my cup of pee."
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"What's the worst thing about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven."
"Hey to all the girls with more than one person in their picture you're making this VERY DIFFICULT."
"[NSFW] What do they say after intercourse in Alabama? ""Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my smokes!"""
"How do blondes like their eggs? Unfertilized"
"What did the spider say to the fly ? We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing ?"
"How many bears could Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears?"
"""YES, MOM! NO CRUST! You've been making my sandwiches for 37 years now, STOP ASKING!"" *mom leaves crust on so you'll finally move out*"
"What do you call a hippie astronaut? A far out man"
"What's a parrot's favourite song? I love Parrots in the Springtime!"