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Joke of the Day
"I don't like drug tests... They're not my cup of pee."
Next Joke
"Jaded Prostitute & considerate leper What did the leper say to the prostitute? Stop me if you've heard this one"
"What did the duck say to the bartender put it on my bill"
"Did you blow bubbles as a little kid? I saw him last week, he told me to tell you hi."
"Where do poor meatballs live? The spaghetto."
"*finally gets comfortable with you* *starts whispering in your ear* ""oooo baby I can recite all my phobias in alpha order"""
"Everyone told me to follow the dreams So, I went back to bed"
"Two drums and a cymbal fall of a cliff... ...ba-dum chhhhhhhhhhh"
"Are people who write ""prolly"" rather than ""probably"" just lazy, completely illiterate, or do they actually think that's a word?"
"Me: What did you do at preschool? 3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down."