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Joke of the Day

"At what age do you have THE talk with your daughter about how she is not the princess of anything and she'll need to get a job. Is it 6?"

"As seen on a masonry truck Cement shop robbed, police investigators find no concrete evidence"

"Why don't Indians eat baguette? Because there's naan there."

"My friend asked me why I act so insecure when he would talk to my girlfriend. I don't remember what my answer was, but their son Malcolm turns two next month."

"At what time of day was Adam born? Just before Eve."

"Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor"

"Two friends meet after a long time. First one: Hey, you have changed a lot. Second: Yes, I just updated my software to latest version."

"Now that I think about it, I probably didn't need glasses for my butt. I guess hindsight is 20/20"

"Is it getting solipsistic in here, or is it just me?"

"Sockets What did one socket say to the other? Stay grounded."