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Joke of the Day

"RT This if wish you had an Fairly OddParent."

"I asked my doctor where to put my pants during my prostate exam. ""Over there next to mine"" was not the answer I expected."

"Drugs don't kill people. People that don't have drugs kill people."

"Where did the hamburger meet the cheeseburger? At the meat ball."

"Did you hear about the guy that didn't pay the midget hooker? It was a low blow."

"If 50 cent went broke what would he still have? lotta bills.."

"Why did Hitler hate juice? Cause it was too hasidic. ^^^I'll ^^^be ^^^here ^^^all ^^^week"

"I usually roll around in the magazine aisle at Barnes and Noble before a date because I want to smell nice, but I'm on a budget."

"Autocorrect is horrible... I'm so tired of this shirt"

"There are two types of people in this world... Those who hate clowns, and clowns."