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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy that didn't pay the midget hooker? It was a low blow."

"What did the egg say to the water? I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken."

"How does a Jew make a cup of tea? Hebrews it"

"There are three kinds of people in this world. Those who are good at math, and those who aren't."

"What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters? TIE tanium"

"I made this up when i was 10... Whats a frogs favorite restaurant? IHOP!!!"

"I think I'm done clapping for stuff. It's enough already."

"What does a bee from Asia do? Nepallinates flowers."

"Forgot we bought a Christmas tree. Woke up at 2 a.m., went to pee, thought it was a guy and almost called the cops on it."

"What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They're married."