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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hitler hate juice? Cause it was too hasidic. ^^^I'll ^^^be ^^^here ^^^all ^^^week"
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"Why don't catholics wear condoms? Because little boys can't get pregnant."
"A flying insect exploded in my kitchen ... it must of been a jihaddy longlegs."
"off to see the new anti-semitic Tyler Perry movie, ""Jews Control the Madea."""
"So how long do I have to microwave this spider before I let it bite me?"
"""Is that a banana in your pocket or you just happy to see me?"" *Pulls out smart car"
"Their are two sides to a political argument. Right wing and wrong wing."
"I don't understand why certain people don't get communist jokes All it takes is a little common sense."
"[Boss stands at my desk] Can I see you in my office? [I stare curiously] You can see me here, right?"
"The lonelier you are the more likely you are to incorrectly believe your cell phone just vibrated."