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Joke of the Day

"I asked my doctor where to put my pants during my prostate exam. ""Over there next to mine"" was not the answer I expected."

"Darling ""Darling, can I go out in this dress?"" ""Yes dear, it's already dark out."""

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground up and in the freezer."

"My uncle told me he only had three days left to live. So to cheer him up I stabbed him in the jugular vein... &nbsp; He didn't get it."

"Things I'm doing today * going to the gym * having sex * lying"

"I made this up when i was 10... Whats a frogs favorite restaurant? IHOP!!!"

"Anyone know how to fix a guardian angel, I think mine is broken."

"What time do you go to the dentist? 2:30"

"How many months have 28 days in a leap year? 12 months not just february!"

"Why did the illiterate man with the 3 foot penis get dumped by his girlfriend? TLDR"