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Joke of the Day

"What do gays and melons have in common? cantaloupe..."

"What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words? That you **had** to fart."

"What do you call a bodyless person, without a nose? Nobody Nose."

"What do you call a fast clothes maker? Taylor Swift! Made up by my nine year old :)"

"What should we call this giant advertising board? PHIL: A philboard BILL: I have a better idea"

"I used to hate facial hair But then it grew on me"

"Thinking of leaving a fake bloody arm inside the blood pressure machine at this CVS pharmacy."

"Scratches and dents on the doors of your car are the side effects of bad driving."

"Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off He is all right now"

"What does a horse and kryptonite have in common? They both paralyze superman"