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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between ignorance and arrogance? I don't know, and I don't care."

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"Planters will be distributing exclusively to airlines. That's just plane nuts."

"They say we are created in Gods image. So does that mean he smells the toilet paper after wiping too?"

"On Viagra Guidlines If I was ever able to keep an erection for more than four hours, I would be calling the girl with a visible thong who handed me a pencil in calc, not my doctor"

"WHAT are birds so happy about at 7am? What? Oh, right. Pooping while airborne. Good one."

"Q: What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming up over the hill while wearing sunglasses? A: Nothing. He did not recognize them."

"Did you hear that funny Amy Schumer joke? Me either."

"[Giraffes at gym] ""What do you want to work on today?"" Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. ""So...neck day again"" You bet"

"My wife keeps telling me I shouldn't pee in the bath Or if I really have to, I should at least wait till she gets out."