143246

Joke of the Day

"""Better to die on your feet than live on your knees!"" cried the revolutionary. ""That's what Che said,"" whispered his comrade."

"These days, lots of things get either exported or imported Except Mexicans, they get deported."

"You hang up ""No, you hang up"" You hang up first! - Bats going to bed"

"What do you call a giant firebreathing lizard with a procrastination problem Dragon his feet"

"What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out? He saw stars."

"So I told my friend a joke about embroidery the other day... and the punchline had him in stitches!"

"Did you hear they're gonna make a new TV show about Bruce growing up as an unloved child? They're gonna call it Punky Bruceter."

"I once met a woman with wooden breast implants This joke would be funny with a punchline, wouldn't it?"

"It's not Adam and Steve, it's Adam and [Cher autotune voice] beli-EVE *club goes crazy*"

"What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? [NSFW] Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A: A hooker can wash and resell her crack."