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Joke of the Day

"""Better to die on your feet than live on your knees!"" cried the revolutionary. ""That's what Che said,"" whispered his comrade."

"For people with a gluten allergy, it's kind of like kryptonite, except Superman didn't find a way to mention it in every conversation."

"Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends? Because he was grounded."

"This is not a joke"

"I've always had a deep connection with mirrors I see a lot of myself in them"

"Green What's green and smells like pork? Kermit the Frog's finger"

"I'm still in disbelief that 9/11 coincidentally happened on September 11 (9/11)"

"Ikea failed miserably at processed meat products business Someone ordered meatballs and Ikea sends them a cow with DIY instructions"

"The sub became horrible since it became default...anyone know of a better jokes sub similar to how this sub was pre-default?"

"What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules? Draculaw"