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Joke of the Day
"This is not a joke"
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"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate it's tits a lot."
"You know what they say about a guy with... big hands and big feet? 2 out of 3"
"Instead of politely knocking on the bathroom door, my kid attacks the door like a rookie DEA agent on his first raid"
"Three helium atoms walk into a bar HeHeHe"
"retweet if a walrus named jamaal got you pregnant then wouldn't pay child support so you had to take him to Maury"
"My sister was in love with a Mexican guy. She wanted him to marry her but he went home to Mexico... ... I guess he's the Juan that got away."
"Do you know what girls say to a guy with a big dick? I do!"
"Prankcalling the NSA like is my refrigerator running?"
"Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business? He accepted eternal returns."