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Joke of the Day

"For people with a gluten allergy, it's kind of like kryptonite, except Superman didn't find a way to mention it in every conversation."

"What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? We really do taste like chicken!"

"Why did the Jedi take his MIDI controller into the pool. He wanted to increase his MIDI chlorine count?"

"Trojan condoms were named after a city that was maliciously and deceitfully entered and then burned to the ground? Hmmm...."

"What would Voldemort name his pet tortoise ? Voldetort."

"Asked the librarian for a book on the female G Spot. He couldn't find it."

"Three men walk into a bar... One ducks."

"The worst thing about parallel parking is witnesses.."

"No one lies on the Internet They told me my computer had a virus, and asked if I wanted to do a FREE security check. Sure enough, my computer had a virus. How nice of them to tell me."

"The chances of Donald Trump being elected."