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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes? Get a small hankie!"
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"I called German UPS to ask them when they would ship my Rift.. They said, ""VR ready."""
"What do you call a patronising scam artist, walking down stairs? A condescending con descending."
"Cannibals probably instagram pictures of their next door neighbors."
"TIL Humans eat more bananas than monkeys. Human almost never eat monkeys at all."
"My favorite part of the song is the beginning when the rapper goes ""Uh oh"" like both he and you are about to embark on an unexpected journey"
"The worst part about killing baby hitler is when you come back and everyone says ""who?"" but you still killed a baby."
"Having a good friend is just like peeing your pants. Everybody can see it but only you feel that warm sensation of happiness."
"I've been getting fewer and fewer new followers but I'll be damned if I'm going to tweet something good just because some people have taste."
"If going down on a guy is a blowjob... (NSFW) and jacking a guy off is a handjob, does that make masturbation an inside job?"