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Joke of the Day
"Kanye West walks into a bar. But he is as broke as this joke so he goes thirsty."
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"What is a Germans favorite letter? Any letter before the last. Because they're not 'z's"
"My gran fell asleep last night while she was eating piri piri chicken She had a cheeky nan dose"
"A farmer just burst into tears because nobody likes eating his apples anymore... I told him to grow a pear."
"What's the difference between watts and ohms? Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live."
"My favorite joke: How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!"
"The most disturbing joke that ever made me laugh. What's 20 inches long, has a purple head, and makes women scream?- Crib death."
"Why are some people so odd? Because they can't even."
"[ER] Me: I CANT FEEL MY LEGS AM I DYING DOC? Dr: *loosens my belt*unbuttons my pants* Me: is this appropriate? *blood returns to legs* oh."
"*Throws Pizza party *B.Y.O.Pizza *Gather All the pizza's *Kicks everyone out."