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Joke of the Day

"What is a Germans favorite letter? Any letter before the last. Because they're not 'z's"

"The fact that there isn't a brand of crackers called Cracka Ass Crackers really makes me lose faith in black entrepreneurial spirit."

"Twitter makes me want to have drinks with people I've never met, and Facebook makes me want to throw drinks at people I already know."

"Wanna piss a rhinoceros off? Hang his car keys on his nose."

"Don't think you're immune. We're all just a whim away from singing ""The Lion Sleeps Tonight."" Yes, a whim away...a whim away...a whim away."

"If you turn pineapple upside down cake right side up, it's just cake."

"I'm okay with Trump becoming president His hands are so tiny, he can't hold a pen to sign any bills"

"My friend is scared of the homeless people he sees on the streets. I told him to stop being hobophobic."

"If you open a door for me, I will lick you. Sometimes it's awkward."

"Wanna know how easy it is to sleep with a fat chick? Piece of cake"