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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Pakistani elementary school and an Al Qaeda training camp? Don't ask me, I just fly the drone."

"how did jerry heller order breakfast over eazy"

"I used to date cross-eyed women just to feel better about myself after sex."

"Fully clothed mom just waded into the pool to grab her devil spawn child that was ignoring her. She's my new favorite."

"Do you know what paraplegics can't stand? *that"

"If you crossed King Kong and a bell what would you have? A ding-dong King Kong."

"Marriage is so disrespected as an institution nowadays that soon brides may be tossing the groom and keeping the bouquet."

"There's a nudist convention in my town next weekend I might go if I've got nothing on"

"Why is Oklahoma so windy? Because Texas sucks and Kansas blows!"

"Did you hear about that new restaurant they put on the moon? Supposed to have great food but there's just no atmosphere..."