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Joke of the Day
"A blind man walks into a bar..... If he could see then that would'nt have happened."
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"You would not believe how many times Leonardo Da Vinci had to paint the Mona Lisa before he got one where she wasn't blinking"
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"A Geeky One Why would The Doctor and Storm get along? Because he is the heart of the storm."
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"What's the most important part about a joke timing..."
"Wife asked me to fix a plug for her this morning... I refused."
"What's another term for anal bleaching? Changing your ringtone"
"Why is being a pirate addictive? They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!"
"My buddies and I were running a train on this German girl I had to keep telling her there were only 8 of us."