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Joke of the Day

"My buddies and I were running a train on this German girl I had to keep telling her there were only 8 of us."

"How do you give a blonde two black eyes and a broken nose without touching her by waving your cock under a glass table"

"How to lose an argument with an idiot - 1 Argue."

"Nick Kroll and Amy Poehler are moving to France to start a family... They want a house full of French Krollers."

"Just want to thank my mailman for delivering my recycling directly to my house."

"Me: There's nothing better than a quiet evening out with friends after a hectic week. Tequila: We're gonna fight every girl in this bar!"

"Let's all just take a moment to appreciate the dedicated men and women of this great nation who sacrifice their evenings to deliver pizzas."

"What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur? Sir Lunchalot."

"Did you hear about the constipated math teacher? He had to work it out with a pencil."

"Apparently, the correct reply to ""Where've you been it's 3am, you're drunk & have lipstick on your collar"" is not ""You're next, fatty!"""