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Joke of the Day
"I'm anti-thesaurus, for lack of a better word."
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"I'd like to... I'd like to buy a new boomerang please. Also can you tell me how to throw the old one away?"
"Waiter there's a fly in my soup! Keep it down sir or they'll all be wanting one."
"The Brexit situation Britain: Down with the EU! *Next Day* Britain: I meant I'm down with the EU."
"What do you call Asian quadruplets? 4chan"
"So a cannibal is walking through the jungle... And he passes his neighbor."
"What does a slave driver do with his slaves when he's bored? He racism."
"I don't think gymnasts know how clearly we can see their genitals"
"Just saw a girl wearing a ""BAD GAL"" t-shirt so I yelled ""NO!"" & smacked her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper."
"Important stuff. If an orange is called an orange, then how come lemon is not called yellow?"