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Joke of the Day
"What happens when the fog clears in California? UCLA"
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"Why did the computer get a virus? He wasn't using protection."
"Turns out being a conspiracy theorist and having Asian friends don't go so well together. You can only shout ""OPEN YOUR EYES!"" so many times before someone gets offended."
"Me:(Standing on a Bosu Ball at bootcamp) No one tells us what to do. Trainer(rolling eyes) Rene, get down. You asked me to teach this."
"*holding cardboard sign by intersection* NOT POOR JUST ON MY WAY TO BREAK DANCING SCHOOL"
"One did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek? The hallway stinks."
"Did you hear about the Omaha mother who got tired of putting name tags on her son's shirts so she had his name legally changed to ""Machine Washable""?"
"I love to build things... I love hammering, I love sawing, and I love sanding. But drilling is just plain boring."
"Doc and Alcohol Me: So Doc what is my problem? Doc: I am not exactly sure of the cause .I think it could be due to Alcohol. Me: That's ok i will come back when you are sober."
"How many men does it take to open a beer? None it should be open when she brings it to you"