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Joke of the Day
"What was the Sci-fi remake of A Streetcar Named Desire? InterSTELLLLLLLAAAAAAAR"
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"Life is like a box of chocolates... the fatter you are, the shorter it lasts!"
"Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb? A: He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him"
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"High grades The son comes to his father: ""Dad, I got a 7.5 on my test"" ""Congratulations son! In which test?"" ""Breathalyzer. And they kept your car..."""
"Mary had a little lamb And a side of mashed potatoes"
"Are news readers secretly insulting you? **Moron this story later.**"
"A wife is like a hand grenade you take away the ring, and there goes your house"
"""Hello, this is Steve, my wife is listening."" - How I answer every phone call since my wife bought Bluetooth for my car."
"Why was Hillary Clinton running for President? Because it's easier than running from Law Enforcement."