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Joke of the Day

"""ok start it up"" tktktk-puh-buurup-chk-a-chk ""give it some gas"" ss-ss-icka-icka-grrawh-pshhhh any ideas? ""I can't hear over you beatboxing"""

"How is /r/jokes like sex? I don't get it."

"How do you clear out a veterans bingo hall? B 52."

"Here's how clickbait works"

"If you're ever interested in having a near death experience just tell a girl she's not hot enough to be that crazy."

"Hi mom, we shot the new Hobbit movie today. I'm orc #56, the one accidentally wearing a watch. The director was really mad."

"What do you call a spiderman that's good at sex? Peter Parker"

"So my sister attempted to commit suicide the other day and it made me so angry. I couldn't believe one of my own family members would fail at something like that."

"Fred: let's settle this once and for all! *fred rips my face away revealing bloody skull* Velma: he wasn't wearing a mask! Fred: I know."

"Do you want to hear a joke about pizza? nevermind its so cheesy"