143021

Joke of the Day

"I dig. You dig. We dig. They dig. He dig. She dig. Now it's not a very beautiful poem, but it's quite deep."

"How does a 49er fan change a light bulb? He doesn't he just talks about how great it use to be"

"Hey I bet you guys can't guess what the Titanic's least favorite kind of lettuce is"

"What did OJ say to Nicole just before he killed her? *Your waiter will be with you in a moment, ma'am*. (was reading an OJ post in another sub and remembered this one.)"

"Dog Joak! FIRSED PART OF JOAK: how manny dogs does it take to scroo up a lite bulb? SECKENED PART OF JOAK: it dipends how you pyle the bodys."

"Q: What do giraffes have that no other animal has? A: Baby giraffes."

"Bill murray banged my mom and everyone chalked it up as yet another fun silly thing bill murray did but he destroyed my family"

"Why don't black people get on cruises anymore? They aren't falling for that one again."

"They say eating when you're bored is one of the worst things you can do but I think shooting kangaroos is at least equally bad."

"There are 3 types of people in the world... Those who can count and those who can't"