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Joke of the Day
"How does a 49er fan change a light bulb? He doesn't he just talks about how great it use to be"
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"If a plane from California crashes in a cemetery in Montana where are the survivors buried?"
"We have to break up. What? Why? It's not Staryu... it's Starmie."
"When I die I want to go like my grandfather did, peacefully in his sleep. Not like his terrified passengers."
"Bank robber: EVERYONE BE CALM AND NO ONE GETS HURT Guy from back of room: IM DATING UR EX WIFE BR: [sobbing] ok only one person gets hurt"
"What would BuckWheat from Little Rascals be called if he were a Muslim? Kareem of Wheat."
"Sex is like CPR. Two inches at 100 beats per minute."
"A man goes to the zoo, As he walks around he see's only one animal, a dog. It's a schitzu"
"How do you keep an idiot in suspense? IT'S BEEN DECADES, SOMEONE TELL ME FOR FUCK'S SAKE."
"DISPATCH: we have a report of a robbery in progress four blocks from your current location HOT AIR BALLOON COP: I'll be there in 80 days"