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Joke of the Day
"Hey I bet you guys can't guess what the Titanic's least favorite kind of lettuce is"
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"I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me."
"A Black man and a Mexican jump off a cliff who wins? Society."
"Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok"
"Why did x and y break up? They couldn't function together."
"What do I have in common with middle Eastern women? We both get stoned to death on a regular basis in public.. And nobody around seems to mind.. And some people ask for hits.."
"A man goes to a prostitute and later he finds out he has crabs. When he goes back to complain, the prostitute says ""It was only five dollars, what did you expect, lobster?"""
"Two fish are swimming upstream and one of the fish hits his head against concrete. He looks to the other, and says ""dam"""
"What kind of music do rabbits listen to? HIP HOP"
"Knock Knock *Knock Knock.* Who's there? *This bagel is for.* This bagel is for who? *Whom. This bagel is for whom.*"