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Joke of the Day

"Had phone sex then I got hearing aids. EDIT: then"

"Why there isnt Windows 9? Because 9 looks like dead fat man (Bill Gates)."

"What is the opposite of Turkish? Pig Latin"

"What cereal do impotent men eat? Nut-N Raisin Honey"

"Why was the pilot dying? Because he had terminal cancer."

"dear yahoo answers, i have a life question and i would like some bad advice and a link to a blog"

"In hindsight, using the word ""harder"" as the safe word, was not the best idea."

"I admit I've had sex with over 30 women in my life But it only happened one time."

"What do you call a Mexican Gummy Bear? Delici**OSO**!"

"Who me? Oh I'm just waiting for my husband to apologize for something I did wrong...marriage is fun"