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Joke of the Day
"Why was the pilot dying? Because he had terminal cancer."
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"It's been about 3 years since my last drink and I'm still hungover."
"What do you call an angry German? A sour kraut"
"I learn something new every day that I didn't want to know."
"The Story of Volcanos God: Ok, how about a mountain.. Angel: We got mountains. God: Lemme finish. That shits fire. Angel: Metal. *fist bump*"
"My date seemed really excited when I said I had a horse's cock. For some reason she seemed disgusted when I took it out of the fridge."
"Just had to Google synonyms for the word creative. The irony is not lost on me."
"How do you propose to a stoner? Marriage, you wanna?"
"I tape microwave popcorn to the ceiling cause it's cheaper than a smoke alarm."
"What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise? He brexit."