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Joke of the Day

"What is the opposite of Turkish? Pig Latin"

"I put my pants on just like everyone else in your mom's bedroom in the morning"

"""Let It Go"" performed by Rose and Jack from Titanic. Mostly by Rose, though."

"whats a frogs favorite type of metal joining practice? A rivet"

"Why were the people in twin towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane"

"People ask where I see myself in 5 years But I always tell them that I don't have 2020 vision"

"Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% other people cheapening the meaning of the word ""genius""."

"Why did 10 die? He was in the middle of 9/11."

"Who is William Shatner's mythical nemesis? The Lepre-khaaaaannnnn!!!!!"

"How do you disappoint a redditor? Just say ""Ifunny is better than reddit"""