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Joke of the Day
"What is the opposite of Turkish? Pig Latin"
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"What do compassion and sex have in common? Without passion it's only cum!"
"Why do people assume I know all about computers just because I'm from India? That makes so I angry I just want to 01010010101010101010101"
"One day I'm going to cure blindness. You'll see! You'll all see!"
"Gary Johnson withdraws from the Libertarian Ticket. Replaced by Harambe. That's right. Johnsons out for Harambe!"
"What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings? Jihad a chance, and you blew it."
"How many babies can fit in a blender? Depends how powerful the blender is"
"What do you call Korean soul food? Okra Gangnam Style"
"My father once told me, ""Son, if you want people to listen to what you have to say, claim it's something your father told you."""
"DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance."