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Joke of the Day

"I found my wheelie bin in the middle of the street this morning. If I hadn't brought it back in, it could have wheelie bin dangerous."

"Wanna hear a secret? I KILLED MUFASA!"

"What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? ""Are you sure it's mine?"""

"What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia? Crimea River"

"If something rolls off of my plate... I eat it first, as punishment for trying to run away."

"What did the group of young deer do with the broken jukebox ? They fixed it because their the fawns"

"So two guns are hanging out, ""shootin' the shit""... When one gun says to the other, ""Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?"" the second gun says, ""In some old magazine I found."""

"If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?"

"""First time caller, long time listener""Alexander Graham Bell"

"I'm like a bike... My girlfriend never rides me."