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Joke of the Day
"What type of bagel can fly? A plain bagel"
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"October tenth is a day that I rate... 10/10"
"Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't."
"""Pikachu, use astonish!"" *Leans into opponent's ear* ""Jet fuel can't melt steel beams."""
"I added Paul Walker on Xbox, but he spends all his time on the dashboard."
"I'm sorry, this suitcase is overweight. You're gonna have to take some stuff out and put it in a different bag so the plane doesn't crash."
"*angrily whispering over crib* ""Sheila you know I was raised by wolves. I have to pay it forward."" ""But why do they need their own cribs?"""
"My neighbors got so weird when I asked how many bodies they thought were buried in their yard. I meant roughly, not like an exact number."
"Why did god make pussy look like a taco? So we can eat it..."
"As a white, male acoustic-guitar owner, it appears I'm legally obligated to post a video of myself playing on YouTube."