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Joke of the Day

"What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car? Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry."

"What did the intellectual neckbeard say to his buddy when he was asked about the Mayweather Pacquiao fight? I've never heard of that court case."

"Oh for goodness sake, if abortion was really the same as murdering babies nobody would favour it. Isn't it OBVIOUS you're missing the point?"

"Tomato basil soup is a fancy way of making people drink pizza sauce."

"If you bury someone in the wrong place then you have made a grave mistake."

"AMA REQUEST: Kurt Cobain oh... oh yeah thats right."

"What do cops and sports photographers have in common? They get paid to shoot black men."

"Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't? Aardvarks don't have trunks!"

"I'm American and I'm sick of people saying America is the stupidest country in the world... Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world."

"Why are the top elites around the world scrambling to buy school supplies? Because scissors beats Panama papers ."