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Joke of the Day
"What do cops and sports photographers have in common? They get paid to shoot black men."
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"What's a Mexicans favorite protein? Whey"
"lets modernize Hey Arnold fellas this will be hilarious... Hey Ackbar! ""move it towelhead"""
"Ive recently been under the weather but now im in a stable conditon My rooms filthy and there is shit everywhere"
"The most misogynistic joke you will ever hear Why did the motorcyclist get charged for manslaughter when he killed his wife? Because he was drunk and never meant to ride in the kitchen."
"Being a procrastinator with OCD means that I do nothing over and over and over again."
"Forgot my phone when I went to the bathroom... ...made it impossible to shit post."
"Restaurant owner warns his employee: ""one must open oysters carefully""... The employee answers: ""no shucking fit!"""
"If the USSR were to become a country again... ...would it be called the Soviet Reunion?"
"What do you call the killing of Chinese baby girls? Youth-in-Asia"