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Joke of the Day
"Tomato basil soup is a fancy way of making people drink pizza sauce."
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"I knew Donald Trump was a bro as soon as I knew his taste in music. We both love The Wall."
"If seagulls fly over the sea,what flies over the bay? Bagels. Ha."
"I fell off a 50 foot ladder yesterday. Luckily I was on the bottom step."
"What did tie say to the hat? You go on ahead, I'll hang around."
"My 'Sleep Number' is Grey Goose."
"Jetsons? Hardly. The future turns out to be playing Scrabble from the toilet at work with someone halfway around the world."
"I avoid all spoilers for the new Star Wars movie. I won't watch the trailers and... I refuse to watch the movie itself as to stay spoiler free for the rest of my life."
"I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said, ""No, one drag is enough."""
"Did you hear about.. Did you hear about the indian man who was charged with domestic violence, he hit his wife on the head every night at 7 on the dot"