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Joke of the Day
"Salad tastes pretty good once you add some Nutella and throw away the salad."
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"I'll chat, and I'll chit chat, but I'll never just chit."
"Why are asymptomatic cardiology patients so trustworthy? Because they can't tell afib"
"Wearing my bathing suit as underwear in case a random pool party breaks out sounds way better than too lazy to do laundry."
"My kid just locked me out of the house in 95 degree weather, but sure, ""it goes by so fast."""
"I'm good at multitasking and procrastinating, which means right now there are at least 28 things that I'm putting off until later."
"Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She caused frequent blue-screens and IRQ time-out errors."
"Speaking of jokes that aren't funny cut it out with the abortion ones"
"What do you call a lizard who can't easily have sex? A reptile dysfunction"
"political joke Republicans are Red Democrats are Blue and neither one gives a fuck about you"