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Joke of the Day
"If Apple designed a house, what would they not install? Windows..."
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"Ronda Rouseys next fight has been announced! Ronda Rousey V. Crippling Depression"
"I would tell you a pizza joke... I would tell you a pizza joke but that would be too cheesy. Funny no?"
"A Scotsman is out walking with his girlfriend. They walk by a hot dog stand, and the girl exclaims, ""Mmm, that smells so good!"" ""Oh,"" the Scotsman answers, ""do you want to go walk past it again?"""
"I've decided to delete my Twitter. I keep feeling that people are following me."
"Women age like fine wines... The older they get, the harder they are to come by."
"Crazy Ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates They will kill your dog"
"I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised."
"When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs? I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs."
"*wakes up drenched in sweat* WAS BINGO THE FARMER OR THE DOG?"